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9/16/26 I went to times square to try canes new one piece colab menu. Franky's lasagna was delicious, it was served on a bed of risotto. Canes was also giving out match stick scented incense that smelled amazing.

9/9/26 My grandpas house was stretched into somekind of backrooms mess, if we went outside we were chased by 2ft. lizards with unclear intentions.

9/6/26 Me Usopp and Zoro went to Iran but we were attacked by bees.

9/5/26 We did another viewing of the house we were buying but found out it was severely haunted because the current residents were devil worshipers.

8/31/26 I reincarnated a huge snake into an evil dog that would attack me and it made me ferl so bad when i had to fight back against it. Ed brought me to the grocery store so we could get chocolate liqour but there was some new bullshit law stopping us from buying alot of it.

8/29/26 Among other things, i had a four loko left in the fridge.

8/26/26 We were all going to disnesy world, but got hung up at a malitious doctors office in pops house. we tried waiting on the nurse but she was taking too long. my dad took us out to eat.